reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you
Both adults and kids swear, yet they both refrain from cursing around each other as they believe that the opposite group is offended by it
A #TBT celebrating the entry of Hannah Montana in the Netflix catalog!
And they said college would be harder than high school…
i am dying to know what jerry and robby did to invoke the wrath of the professor
hey date me
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“cum in me” is the most romantic sentence in the English dictionary
trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
There’s something deeply comforting about the sound of rain you’re protected from
Brushing your teeth extra well before going to the dentist is the equivalent of aggressively looking over your notes the period before a test.
Offering to pump gas for your girlfriend is a good idea until she tells you the pin to her debit card is her birthday and you can’t think of it